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12.30.2008

HOPING YOU HAVE A NEW YEAR!

Condoleezza Rice says that one day soon people will thank President Bush despite his current 112% disapproval rating. And all those people are pretty sure that this magical day of which she speaks is January 20th, when he kindly steps aside.

Laura Bush was reportedly “not amused” by the Iraqi shoe throwing incident, saying, “if the guy had been wearing red pumps, now that would’ve been funny.”

An 850-pound emerald, which has an estimated value as high as $370 million, has been taken into custody by Los Angeles police, as its seller and buyer dispute ownership. So don’t think for a second that rich people aren’t suffering in this economy, too, because they totally are.

China is sending war ships to confront the African pirates off the coast of Somalia, in a plot twist that will hopefully save the now tired and predictable franchise.

Psychologists offer suggestions on how to commit to your new year’s resolutions, because, face it, you don’t really plan on doing them. That’s okay. We don’t, either.

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2 comments:

Bustednuckles said...

Happy New year my man.
I hope you finally get to fulfill your wishes this year . It's always a pleasure when you pipe up.

Busted

Mr.Natural said...

Thanks Busted!